Midnight Snack presents…
w/ your team captains
☞ Kat Imperial + Ashley Iles Sabol
☞ Dani Narins + Kim Hart
Special team-captain curated playlist to get you pumped up!
Dodgeball the movie streaming for inspiration!
The thirst-quenching ‘The Mercenary’ – a gatorade/vodka infusion
And fresh-baked cookies after the game to make all the kids happy.
Team selection will begin promptly as soon as we’ve safeguarded the venue from the threat of globular flying objects. Team captains reserve the right to execute trades and sign players for multi-year contracts pending performance. We’ll be using soft-shell dodgeball balls, so don’t worry about those pink rhino-skinned kickballs slamming you in the face. And its not elementary school any more, so maybe for once, your friends will pick you first.